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"Have you ever considered expressing that anger physically?"

'I wish these wrestlers would clear up after themselves.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

The rock caricature

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Feel my claw of death!"

"Skate or die."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Future Wrestler

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

A skier and a paraglider

WWFood Stores.

Greco-polar wrestling

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?"

'I hate snowboarders!'

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

Sawrd Fighting

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

Wrestling Champion.

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

The pop-up book of fighters

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

"Pistols at dawn?"

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

'I learned everything I need to know about negotiating from watching professional wrestling.'