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"It's fixed, mate."

Winning wrestler.

"I told you, I don't want him watching American wrestling!"

'Careful, that's you're own leg you are breaking.'

"Between my wrestling show and your telenovela we got a pretty good program!"

"I need to tinkle."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Cheerleaders

Veloci-Rapper

Future Wrestler

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Greco-polar wrestling

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

Wrestling Champion.

"I was building up my pecs."

Crunk

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'Good luck son, but genetically you are screwed.'

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

'Wrestling was fun. Can I have some more honey in my tea?'

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

"You both know the rules, no kicking, no biting, no gouging, and no mushy stuff"