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Former Sumo wrestler Hideo Kabanoshi found a new job in a laundry.

"And the awards for Best Actor in a Leading Role, Best Costume Design, and Best Sund Coordination... the Anvil!"

"...And to help put a stop to the rumors that pro-wrestling is fake, the Tooth Fairy will referee all of tonight's matches!"

After his career as a wrestling pro, Hank 'Iron Claw' Hammersmith found a new job at the touchscreen test department.

'You can take this guy, Billy. I've seen him wrestle, and he's got, like, no moves...'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Future Wrestler

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

WWFood Stores.

Greco-polar wrestling

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

'Keep fit.'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'I hate snowboarders!'

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Sawrd Fighting

Wrestling Champion.

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

"You both know the rules, no kicking, no biting, no gouging, and no mushy stuff"

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'