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Former Sumo wrestler Hideo Kabanoshi found a new job in a laundry.

Bannon vs. Trump Grudge Match

"And the awards for Best Actor in a Leading Role, Best Costume Design, and Best Sund Coordination... the Anvil!"

"...And to help put a stop to the rumors that pro-wrestling is fake, the Tooth Fairy will referee all of tonight's matches!"

After his career as a wrestling pro, Hank 'Iron Claw' Hammersmith found a new job at the touchscreen test department.

'You can take this guy, Billy. I've seen him wrestle, and he's got, like, no moves...'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

The rock caricature

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"Feel my claw of death!"

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Future Wrestler

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

WWFood Stores.

'Keep fit.'

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

Greco-polar wrestling

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'I hate snowboarders!'

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Sawrd Fighting

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

Wrestling Champion.

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."