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"I'm thinking maybe I no longer want to be your sponsor."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Duel in a wheelchair.

Future Wrestler

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'I hate snowboarders!'

Sawrd Fighting

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

'I learned everything I need to know about negotiating from watching professional wrestling.'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

"You both know the rules, no kicking, no biting, no gouging, and no mushy stuff"

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'I can lick any man in the house!'

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

Cool bulls.

'That's the last straw, mister.'

"And the awards for Best Actor in a Leading Role, Best Costume Design, and Best Sund Coordination... the Anvil!"

News of the Day - The Future: The wrestler who is really masked

"Have you been telling everyone I'm an idiot?"

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

Boxing Bull Fight