Brawl Enthusiasts Mugs

"I'm thinking maybe I no longer want to be your sponsor."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

Duel in a wheelchair.

Future Wrestler

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'I hate snowboarders!'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Sawrd Fighting

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

'I can lick any man in the house!'

'I learned everything I need to know about negotiating from watching professional wrestling.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

"You both know the rules, no kicking, no biting, no gouging, and no mushy stuff"

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

Cool bulls.

WWE Chess

'That's the last straw, mister.'

"And the awards for Best Actor in a Leading Role, Best Costume Design, and Best Sund Coordination... the Anvil!"

'A quick trim, I just heard the fight's going to be televised.'

News of the Day - The Future: The wrestler who is really masked

Bar bouncer resumes.

'No hitting below the belt.'