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'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

Bar bouncer resumes.

Duel in a wheelchair.

Future Wrestler

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

Businessman fences with three others.

'I can lick any man in the house!'

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

"You both know the rules, no kicking, no biting, no gouging, and no mushy stuff"

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

Roman paramedic.

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

'I learned everything I need to know about negotiating from watching professional wrestling.'

Cat boxer

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

Cool bulls.

'Why are they all picking on me?'

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Boxing Bull Fight