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'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'Yeah, but I'm afraid that those in favor of teaching 'Intelligent Design' never met my husband.'

"He's Pulled Out The HR File! This Is It Folks, The Atomic Performance Review!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Wrestling Champion.

'But then he couldn't call himself the Terrible Knight.'

'As a freshman congressman I say we scrap the antiquated procedures with a more relevant format...professional wrestling.'

Executive Smackdown.

'The next one who tries to wrestle me is in for a surprise: I've learned Karate!'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Elbows vs. Knees

"Tia Carmen, your telenovelas are nothing but macho men fighting over beautiful women! It's the same story every day!"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

At the end of a sumo wrestling match.

'Reckless Rick has already lost three matches this year, but rumor has it that he's looking for a new writer...'

Old women in model village over reacting at 'wrestling' in the model town hall

Name: The Blob. Occupation: pro wrestler. Record: 53-0. Personal motto: Skeletal system, schmeletal system.'

Sick of being pushed around? Tired of rude strangers? Fed up with crowds? Call Rent-a-Sumo - and leave the shoving to us!

Professional wrestlers rarely go anywhere without a lawyer.

Greco-polar wrestling

"And from now on you'll address me as Jesse 'The Governor' Ventura."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."