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'We were mud wrestling.'

Glastonbury. After.

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

Future Wrestler

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I love rock festivals!'

WWFood Stores.

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

Bungee sodbustin'

'It needs more dirt.'

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."