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"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

The Pooperrazzi

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

'It needs more dirt.'

Bungee sodbustin'

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Pete Bog