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'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'Our small humans have groomed us for an hour, we're in the field, what shall we do first Maurice?'

"Do you think we were meant to get rid of the mud before we came in for a drink?"

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi-Density Syntha-Soil Fabricated Mud."

"I don't see why mom paid for a mud bath when she could have one free right here in our yard!"

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'I love rock festivals!'

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'