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'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"Not now!"

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

Man in Bath

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'It needs more dirt.'

Bungee sodbustin'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."