Mud Bath Advocate Prints

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

Playing pig

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

"Not now!"

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

Man in Bath

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

Bungee sodbustin'

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'It needs more dirt.'