Mud Bath Lover T-Shirts

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

'He'd lie in the bath all day if you let him.'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

Playing pig

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

I love bathtime.

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

Bungee sodbustin'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

Pete Bog

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

"Don't forget to clean behind your ear!"