Mud Bath Enthusiast Mugs

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'Our small humans have groomed us for an hour, we're in the field, what shall we do first Maurice?'

"Do you think we were meant to get rid of the mud before we came in for a drink?"

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi-Density Syntha-Soil Fabricated Mud."

"I don't see why mom paid for a mud bath when she could have one free right here in our yard!"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Playing pig

"I know it is of this earth...."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Is it something I said dear?"

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

'I love rock festivals!'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."