Mud Room Fanatic Gifts

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Playing pig

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

'I love rock festivals!'

The Pooperrazzi

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'It needs more dirt.'

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

Bungee sodbustin'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

Pete Bog

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.