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"My sister takes a bath every day - she's a mud wrestler."

Glastonbury. After.

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Is it something I said dear?"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Future Wrestler

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I love rock festivals!'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

'It needs more dirt.'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

Bungee sodbustin'

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

"You both know the rules, no kicking, no biting, no gouging, and no mushy stuff"