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“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Glastonbury. After.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

The Specimen Hunter

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Christo's greatest challenge.

'We were mud wrestling.'

Pete Bog

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

'Where's the duck?'

'You only caught one?'

'Wet flies, dry flies, they're all the same to me - help yourself.'

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

"He's a chip off the old block."

"I know, it sounds like fun, but a 'mudslide' mentioned in the news is usually linked to a disaster."