Mud Wrangler Mugs

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Glastonbury. After.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

The Specimen Hunter

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

Pete Bog

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Christo's greatest challenge.

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

'We were mud wrestling.'

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

'Where's the duck?'

'They're herding you all over the field! Start playing defense...'

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"I know, it sounds like fun, but a 'mudslide' mentioned in the news is usually linked to a disaster."

"He's a chip off the old block."

'Wet flies, dry flies, they're all the same to me - help yourself.'