Mud Warrior Mugs

'Bad news? I got into a fight with a mud puddle. Good news? I won.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'They wouldn't let me play.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

Pete Bog

Glastonbury. After.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Is it something I said dear?"

Wrong leadership.

'First weeds of spring.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Getting Rid of the Cure

Save the river.

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

Ski Surfing

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.