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'I don't care how dirty they get on tv.'

Glastonbury. After.

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

Pottery

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'It needs more dirt.'

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

'Hey, that's a job we'd be qualified for...'

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

'We were mud wrestling.'

Pete Bog

Potter

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"Gracie! How could you? Do you know what little girls are made of?"

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

"He's a chip off the old block."

"I know, it sounds like fun, but a 'mudslide' mentioned in the news is usually linked to a disaster."

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'It's an acquired taste.'

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

'All right †how about this color of mud?'

"Of course I've been playing in the dirt - That's all there IS!"

'My youngest provides me free mud.'

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'