Mud Monster Champion Pillows

'I don't care how dirty they get on tv.'

Glastonbury. After.

"Is it something I said dear?"

Playing pig

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

Pottery

'It needs more dirt.'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

'We were mud wrestling.'

'Hey, that's a job we'd be qualified for...'

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

Pete Bog

Potter

"I know, it sounds like fun, but a 'mudslide' mentioned in the news is usually linked to a disaster."

"He's a chip off the old block."

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"Gracie! How could you? Do you know what little girls are made of?"

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'It's an acquired taste.'

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

'All right †how about this color of mud?'

"Of course I've been playing in the dirt - That's all there IS!"

'My youngest provides me free mud.'