Little Mud Monster Pillows

'We think he has a future in politics.'

Glastonbury. After.

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"Is it something I said dear?"

Playing pig

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

'Monster mobiles.'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

Pottery

'It needs more dirt.'

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

'Shakin' bacon.'

Travis practices socially distant trick or treating...

Pete Bog

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"He's a chip off the old block."

"I know, it sounds like fun, but a 'mudslide' mentioned in the news is usually linked to a disaster."

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

"Of course I've been playing in the dirt - That's all there IS!"

"It's not like I have some weird obsession with mud, but it keeps mom's expectations of cleanliness down to a reasonable level."

"Yes I do have to track mud into the house... It's kinda my job!"

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

'You kids go and play in the mud while we have a cup of tea...'

'You are so lucky: You can get dirty without your mum yelling at you...'