Little Monsters Pillows

"Have a good time, son, but don't expect much in this economy."

Zombie standup

Love at First Sight

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Dead Funny

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Out To Lurch

Night of the Zombonies.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Myths and legends...

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."