Little Mud Monster Gifts

'We think he has a future in politics.'

Glastonbury. After.

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

'Monster mobiles.'

Pottery

'It needs more dirt.'

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

Pete Bog

'Shakin' bacon.'

Travis practices socially distant trick or treating...

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

"I know, it sounds like fun, but a 'mudslide' mentioned in the news is usually linked to a disaster."

"He's a chip off the old block."

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

'You kids go and play in the mud while we have a cup of tea...'

"It's not like I have some weird obsession with mud, but it keeps mom's expectations of cleanliness down to a reasonable level."

"Of course I've been playing in the dirt - That's all there IS!"

"Yes I do have to track mud into the house... It's kinda my job!"

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

'Bad news? I got into a fight with a mud puddle. Good news? I won.'

'You are so lucky: You can get dirty without your mum yelling at you...'