Little Monster Hunter Gifts

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Viking Loch Ness

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Martial Arts

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

Cometh the Cow!

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Sea Monster

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"Space wants to kill you."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

"Papi, I heard something!"

'Monster mobiles.'

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'