Monster Hunters Gifts

Loch Ness.

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

Le Roi Kong

'Well, there's something you don't see every day!'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Dead Funny

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Giant Monster in Bath

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'