Monster Hunter Gifts

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

"Well, if that's your only concern, I suggest you simply make an offer conditional upon the removal of all monsters."

'The kid was right! There WAS a monster under his bed!'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

You are here... ...Run!!!

"Nessie's been abducted by aliens."

Her older brothers always made her go down to the basement first. She wasn't afraid. The monster wasn't down there. It was upstairs, under her bed.

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

'Night,night,sleep tight,and hope the monsters under your bed don't bite.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'This one looks interested.'

'Well, of course you don't have to be afraid of the dark, silly...just the things lurking in it!'

Monster flowers.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'And then, one day, you'll wake up and realise that you're forty.'

Submarine

'No monsters down here.'

'See??. . . No such thing as monsters in the closet. . . or evil clowns under the bed. . . Now, try and get some sleep little one!!'

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

Loch Ness Monster

"The monster under my bed left this for you."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'No you can't keep it!'

Loch Ness: The final destination of the Irish snakes … and their captor.

'Loch Ness what? I thought you said Lock Ness mobster.'

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

'Bad dog! Bad, bad dog!'

"Nope, no monsters under here."

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

Lock Ness picture.

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