Monster Hunter Gifts

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

"Well, if that's your only concern, I suggest you simply make an offer conditional upon the removal of all monsters."

'The kid was right! There WAS a monster under his bed!'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

You are here... ...Run!!!

"Nessie's been abducted by aliens."

Her older brothers always made her go down to the basement first. She wasn't afraid. The monster wasn't down there. It was upstairs, under her bed.

'Night,night,sleep tight,and hope the monsters under your bed don't bite.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'This one looks interested.'

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

Monster flowers.

'Well, of course you don't have to be afraid of the dark, silly...just the things lurking in it!'

'And then, one day, you'll wake up and realise that you're forty.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Houston, we have a problem.'

The Paranormal Channel

Lock Ness picture.

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

"Nope, no monsters under here."

'Bad dog! Bad, bad dog!'

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

'Loch Ness what? I thought you said Lock Ness mobster.'

Loch Ness: The final destination of the Irish snakes … and their captor.

'No you can't keep it!'

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"The monster under my bed left this for you."

Loch Ness Monster

"Papi, I heard something!"

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

Ice Fisherman and the Squid