Mouse Hunter Gifts

Cats Waiting at a City's mouseholes.

'Stop chasing your dream and catch a mouse.'

Cat at computer with live mouse.

'We demand more mice!'

Thoughtful Cat

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Viking Loch Ness

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Cometh the Cow!

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

Sea Monster

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Papi, I heard something!"

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'No you can't keep it!'

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."