Mouse Chaser Gifts

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Dog phrenology

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

A day in the life of a dog.

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

"Quit moving"

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

Media Whore Raceway.

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

Enable your dog to finish the pursuit of the squirrel...Teach your dog how to easily uncork the wine...They can prepare your taxes for you.....and feed themselves.

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

Cats Waiting at a City's mouseholes.

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"I know what time it is. Do not bark at me as if I were one of your squirrels!"

"If we're gonna chase cats all afternoon we better garbo load"

Dreaming of an angel.

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'

"Ok, one more flying squirrel, then you'll have to chase regular squirrels again."

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

'I can't wait to tell the vet what a great mouser you are.'

An insect collector with a net eyes an enormous flying insect.

'Just my luck. I don't bark a word of French.'

Poet with a lauding bar on his head.

Dog thinking about attacking a stole.

'Let's beat it before he realizes he's eating our decoy!'

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"