Squirrel Chaser Gifts

Dog phrenology

A day in the life of a dog.

'He walks dogs that like to chase squirrels!'

I don't care how much your legs move, dreaming of chasing squirrles in not sufficient exercise!

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

"For this plan to work we'll need seamless communication, perfect timing and absolutely no squirrels."

"I see a squirrel, I chase it. Never catch it. They're too fast."

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

"Think about it, we've been chasing squirrels for years and never ever caught a single one: I give up..."

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

Enable your dog to finish the pursuit of the squirrel...Teach your dog how to easily uncork the wine...They can prepare your taxes for you.....and feed themselves.

'They want me to exercise- so get me a squirrel to chase.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Seriously, stop asking me to select every square with a squirrel in it. Captcha.

Life, liberty and the pursuit of squirrels? Give me that pen.

Next year we get her something besides field full of squirrels.

"Ok, one more flying squirrel, then you'll have to chase regular squirrels again."

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"I know what time it is. Do not bark at me as if I were one of your squirrels!"

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Squirrel on the beach

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Canine conundrum.

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

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"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

'It's a rare sighting of a red squirrel.'

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.