Squirrel Chasing Champion Gifts

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Nuts to you, too."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Dog phrenology

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"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

A day in the life of a dog.

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"