Squirrel Chasing Champion Prints

Canine conundrum.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

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Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Nuts to you, too."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Baby squirrel & Berries

Dog phrenology

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"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Chris Froome

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

A day in the life of a dog.

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"