Squirrel Chasers Gifts

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"The aggrieved party of this restraining order is right up there."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I love this time of day."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

Squirrel on the beach

No, I don

You are what you eat!

Canine conundrum.

Dog phrenology

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

ATM withdrawal

Tree Squirrel

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.