Mice Chasers Gifts

'Take no prisoners!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

Dog phrenology

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"Now how did she know?"

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

A day in the life of a dog.

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

"Quit moving"

Yoga for dogs

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

The British Society of Campanology...

Enable your dog to finish the pursuit of the squirrel...Teach your dog how to easily uncork the wine...They can prepare your taxes for you.....and feed themselves.

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"If we're gonna chase cats all afternoon we better garbo load"

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

'Hey we just hit our sales goal...for 1978.'

"I know what time it is. Do not bark at me as if I were one of your squirrels!"

Dreaming of an angel.

Cats Waiting at a City's mouseholes.

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'

Rod Stewart

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'