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Dog phrenology

A day in the life of a dog.

'He walks dogs that like to chase squirrels!'

"For this plan to work we'll need seamless communication, perfect timing and absolutely no squirrels."

"I see a squirrel, I chase it. Never catch it. They're too fast."

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

"Think about it, we've been chasing squirrels for years and never ever caught a single one: I give up..."

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

Enable your dog to finish the pursuit of the squirrel...Teach your dog how to easily uncork the wine...They can prepare your taxes for you.....and feed themselves.

'They want me to exercise- so get me a squirrel to chase.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Ok, one more flying squirrel, then you'll have to chase regular squirrels again."

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"I know what time it is. Do not bark at me as if I were one of your squirrels!"

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Squirrel on the beach

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

'It's a rare sighting of a red squirrel.'

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

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'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

Two men in war bonnets sit in front of a giant skull

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

Yoga for dogs

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

Dog Philosophy

"Marco... POLO!"