Monster Hunter Enthusiast Gifts

"There's a professor Van Helsing to see you"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Look! No hands!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Myths and legends...

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Horror Stories.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'