Monster Hunter Enthusiast Pillows

"There's a professor Van Helsing to see you"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Dead Funny

"Look! No hands!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Myths and legends...

Horror Stories.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."