Mythical Monster Hunter Gifts

Fisherman catches more than he bargained for.

'See? No monster. Either that or my timing's off - they can be pretty sneaky.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Viking Loch Ness

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Cometh the Cow!

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

Sea Monster

"Space wants to kill you."

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

"Papi, I heard something!"

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

'No you can't keep it!'

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

'No you can't keep it!'