Mythical Mysteries Hunter Gifts

We're not really extinct --- just hiding.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

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Freia and her golden apples

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

'No you can't keep it!'

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

Frog Prince

"Ambitions . . . to catch the Loch Ness Monster"

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

'We bring you proof that 'Bigfoot' exists.'

I just knew this would be dull.

'This?! This is the legendary fountain of youth that men have sought for centuries.'

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

'I met that handsome, exciting stranger you warned me about...Now, I want you to tell me when I'll meet him again...'

'Oh my God, it's Bigfoot! And look, he's with his podiatrist!'

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

'Jeez! What comes after 'huff'?'

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

'I'd give you me pot o' gold but I forgot me PIN number!'

Do you do cremations?

'Face it Gerry. The Yeti's just a legend.'

"Honey, I'm going to be late for dinner."

The Creature from the Black Lagoon: Monster, Myth and sucker for a well tied fly.

Monster in the sea.

'Having any luck finding the fountain of youth, Miller?'

"Oh, good, you brought your pony."

'Honestly, if you're looking in Loch Ness you're way off!'

"And now, for your final exam, Caleb."

'I guess business experience counts for more than we thought'