Mythical Treasure Hunters Gifts

'I'd give you me pot o' gold but I forgot me PIN number!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

The Dubloon Stops Here

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Treasure Island Book.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Pirate

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

Archaeologists discover a football

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'It's a treasure map.'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.