Mythical Treasure Seekers Gifts

"That's odd. I thought there was supposed to be a crock of gold at the end of a rainbow? This is a kettle of fish."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dept. of the Treasury

Pirate dogs burying bones.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

At the end of the rainbow

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

'No you can't keep it!'

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

"Beginner's luck."

Frog Prince

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

'That was fun!'

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

The Fort Knox Gold Depository has a key under the mat

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"