Mythical Gold Seeker Gifts

"Were those pots of gold in any kind of interest-bearing accounts?"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'No you can't keep it!'

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

Frog Prince

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

Terry Pratchett

I just knew this would be dull.

'This?! This is the legendary fountain of youth that men have sought for centuries.'

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

"...These are chicken nuggets."

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

In later years, St. George wondered if it was the real dragon he had slayed

'Stocks and bonds dropped...on news that 'all that glitters is not gold'.'

'I met that handsome, exciting stranger you warned me about...Now, I want you to tell me when I'll meet him again...'

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

'Jeez! What comes after 'huff'?'

Giant Footprints in the Snow

'Well, you insisted on going to the end of the rainbow and taking whatever is there. Have at it, buddy.'

Dragon Flight

"Are we there, Yeti?"

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

'I'd give you me pot o' gold but I forgot me PIN number!'