Mythical Solution Seeker Gifts

'OK... you can tell the Irish Prime Minister we've solved his debt crisis.'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Fishing with God

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

'I have nobody else to blame but myself so we need to brainstorm.'

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"I'd prefer a win-win solution – but I'm open to just a win."

'Well I think it's worth a try!'

'No you can't keep it!'

Frog Prince

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

'Unfortunately we're approaching the expiration dates on most of our quick-fix solutions.'

'Well, we've divided an elegant solution. Do we have any elegant problems?'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

'Oh Wise One, I have but one question... why are we here?'

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."