Mythical Solution Seeker Mugs

'OK... you can tell the Irish Prime Minister we've solved his debt crisis.'

Whosoever pulleth this sword. It'll eliminate the primary confusion, voting machine problems, recount disputes ….

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Fishing with God

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

'I have nobody else to blame but myself so we need to brainstorm.'

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"I'd prefer a win-win solution – but I'm open to just a win."

'Well I think it's worth a try!'

'No you can't keep it!'

Jesus makes water cooler water into wine.

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

Frog Prince

'Unfortunately we're approaching the expiration dates on most of our quick-fix solutions.'

'Well, we've divided an elegant solution. Do we have any elegant problems?'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

'Our relationship isn't easy when she's always bringing up my past!'

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."