Gold Seeker Gifts

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"...These are chicken nuggets."

'HA-HAR! GOLD, GOLD! AND IT'S MINE, ALL MINE!'

'Stocks and bonds dropped...on news that 'all that glitters is not gold'.'

Businessman with the goose that laid golden eggs

'For you I suggest a retirement plan consisting of bonds, CDs, IRAs, and marrying rich.'

'I want you to endow me with the 'King Midas touch' for 24 hours.'

"Looking for gold?"

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Segregated Beach

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Dept. of the Treasury

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

'No surf?'

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

"I don't seem to be able to sniff out money like I used to."

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

At the end of the rainbow

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure