Black Gold Seeker Gifts

"Does this mean you're not going to plant that cute little tree?"

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

'Look, you can actually see Bill Gates' office from here.'

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

What is possible/what is probable.

What is possible and what is probable.

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

"I don't seem to be able to sniff out money like I used to."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

Gold Crisis

Man chasing money

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

We Sell Chinese Stocks - Management is not responsible of you feel greedy again in an hour.

'It's our latest genetic breakthrough. It does grow on trees, after all.'

'$800,000 per year? Is that with or without an incentive bonus?'