Black Gold Enthusiasts Gifts

Jake strikes crude oil.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Free Range Golfers

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

Gold Crisis

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

Pick Me Ups.

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

The natural selection process in golf.

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

Skunk dreaming.

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."