Black Gold Enthusiasts Gifts

Jake strikes crude oil.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

Free Range Golfers

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

The Masters.

Gold Crisis

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

Pick Me Ups.

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

The natural selection process in golf.

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

Skunk dreaming.

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.