Gold Myth Explorers Gifts

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Your future looks charming.'

Mummy Beggar

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

Wiccapedia.

Centaur Driver

"Must be those ancient aliens you hear so much about."

'Hi, folks! -- I'm selling vacation time-shares in Atlantis.'

Hermes

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

The indigo children.

How the Magic Dragon got the Knickname 'Puff'.

Argonauts and football

'I'd give you me pot o' gold but I forgot me PIN number!'

'Did he leave an actual horoscope that I could read?'

'Hey, Atlas!...Leave it out.'

"Now it's a golden calf! - I TOLD You that You should stop with the monkeys!"

"Long ago men cursed and beat the ground with sticks. It was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf."

Sisyphus pushes a huge bowling ball up the hill.

"Yes, but while we're here, why don't we do the Greek Islands?"

Dead Sea Trolls

Mars

"Eve, how come every leaf has fallen except yours?"

'Release the Kraken!'

Icarus, you are not flying anywhere until you put on some sunscreen!

'Where are the four corners of the earth?'

"Were those pots of gold in any kind of interest-bearing accounts?"

Science And Religion

"I still say climate change is a hoax."

Fresh Seafood