Gold Myth Explorers Pillows

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Your future looks charming.'

Mummy Beggar

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

Wiccapedia.

'Hi, folks! -- I'm selling vacation time-shares in Atlantis.'

"Must be those ancient aliens you hear so much about."

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

Hermes

Centaur Driver

Argonauts and football

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

How the Magic Dragon got the Knickname 'Puff'.

The indigo children.

'I'd give you me pot o' gold but I forgot me PIN number!'

'Hey, Atlas!...Leave it out.'

"Now it's a golden calf! - I TOLD You that You should stop with the monkeys!"

'Did he leave an actual horoscope that I could read?'

"Long ago men cursed and beat the ground with sticks. It was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf."

Dead Sea Trolls

"Yes, but while we're here, why don't we do the Greek Islands?"

Sisyphus pushes a huge bowling ball up the hill.

"Eve, how come every leaf has fallen except yours?"

'Release the Kraken!'

Mars

'Where are the four corners of the earth?'

"Were those pots of gold in any kind of interest-bearing accounts?"

Science And Religion

"I still say climate change is a hoax."

Fresh Seafood

'This is it! The legendary clamato gardens of upper Saskatchewan.'