Creation Myth Explorers Pillows

"Eve, how come every leaf has fallen except yours?"

The Artist

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'Your future looks charming.'

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

Mummy Beggar

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

Wiccapedia.

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

"In the beginning was the word. Bubba bubba bubba, bird bird bird, bird is the word."

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

Adam and Eve in tug of war with cavemen.

'Hi, folks! -- I'm selling vacation time-shares in Atlantis.'

'Must be Pandora's.'

Centaur Driver

'Flying fish? - I TOLD you there was too much background radiation down there!'

"Must be those ancient aliens you hear so much about."

Wishing well

'Who was Noah's wife?'

"It turns out my last name is actually Clausbaum."

The origin of the Easter Bunny/ Easter egg connection

'Technically speaking, though, isn't Eve under age?'

The indigo children.

"I can't believe I'm almost five and I'm just now hearing about the helmet fairy."

"I got the idea from a pair of dice."

'We'd better hurry up with that Eve project - Adam's getting solipsistic.'